spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

(via calamariking)

queer-pong:

bakabutt-nerdlord:

obesitycore:

horses are such a bad idea who allowed horses to exist 

poseidon created horses from sea foam in greek mythology

poseidon also fucked medusa on a temple floor

(via anti-social-cave)

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

(Source: runningfromfaggots, via sp00k3)

the-absolute-best-posts:

webuiltthiscity:

“Troubled Relationship” is now a card category at Walgreen’s, which is great because that’s the sort of situation that is usually best handled via greeting card.

(via laughbitches)