
horses are such a bad idea who allowed horses to exist
poseidon created horses from sea foam in greek mythology
poseidon also fucked medusa on a temple floor
(via anti-social-cave)
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
(Source: runningfromfaggots, via sp00k3)

“Troubled Relationship” is now a card category at Walgreen’s, which is great because that’s the sort of situation that is usually best handled via greeting card.
(via laughbitches)